#!/usr/local/bin/bash TOPSTUFF='Content-type: text/html
' echo "$TOPSTUFF" fetch -q -o temp.html "http://www.urbandictionary.com/random.php" export vartemp2=`grep Dic temp.html | sed 's/.*Dictionary://g;' | sed 's/<.*//g;' | sed q | sed -e 'y/ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ/abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz/'` export vartemp1=`grep Dic temp.html | sed 's/.*Dictionary://g;' | sed 's/<.*//g;' | sed q | sed -e 'y/ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ/abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz/'| sed 's/ //g'` export var1=`echo $vartemp2 | awk '{print $1}'` export var2=`echo $vartemp2 | awk '{print $2}'` echo "
" echo "definitions:
"
#grep definition temp.html | sed -e 'y/ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ/abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz/' | sed -e "s/$vartemp/ ______ /" | sed -e "s/$vartemp2/ ______ /" | sed -e "s/$var1/ ______ /" | sed -e "s/$var2/ ______ /" | grep -v "define your world"
if [[ "$var2" == "" ]]
then
grep definition temp.html | sed -e 'y/ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ/abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz/' | sed -e "s/$vartemp2/ ______ /" | grep -v "define your world" | sed -e "s/$var1/ ______ /" | sed -e "s/$vartemp1/ ______ /"
else
grep definition temp.html | sed -e 'y/ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ/abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz/' | sed -e "s/$vartemp2/ ______ /" | grep -v "define your world" | sed -e "s/$var1/ ______ /" | sed -e "s/$var2/ ______ /" | sed -e "s/$vartemp1/ ______ /"
fi
echo "
$vartemp2"