P: I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find a duck and a hose at this hour?
          P: I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find an open tattoo parlour at this time of night?
          P: Wuh, I think so Brain, but if we didn't have ears we'd look like weasels.
          P: Uh, yeah Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?
          P: Uh, I think so, Brain, but balancing a family and a career... ooh, it's all to much for me.
          P: Wuh, I think so, Brain but isn't Regis Philbin already married?
          B: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P: Wuh, I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so.
          P: Sure, Brain, but ho are we going to find chaps our size?
          P: Uh, I think so, Brain, but we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss.
          P: Uh, I think so, Brain, but this time you wear the tutu.
          B: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? P: I think so, Brain, but culottes have a tendency to ride up so.
          P: I think so, Brain, but if they called them 'Sad Meals', kids wouldn't buy them.
          P: I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking, I mean, what would the children look like.
          P: I think so, Brain, but this time you put the trousers on the chimp.
          P: Well, I think so, Brain, but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.
          P: I think so, Brain, but there's still a bug stuck in here from last time.
          P: Uh, I think so, Brain, but I get all clammy inside the tent.
          P: I think so, Brain, but I don't think Kay Ballard's in the union.
          P: Yes, I am.
          P: I think so, Brain, but, the Rockettes? I mean, it's girls, isn't it?
          P: I think so, Brain, but pants with horizontal stripes make me look chubby.
          P: Well, I think so, poit, but where do you stick the feather and call it macaroni.
          P: Well, I think so, Brain, but panty-hose are so uncomfortable in the summertime.
          P: Well, I think so, Brain, but it's a miracle that this one grew back.
          P: Well, I think so Brain, but the first you'd have to take that whole bridge apart, wouldn't you?
          P: Well, I think so, Brain, but 'apply North Pole' to what?
          P: I think so, Brain, but 'Snowball for Windows'?
          P: Well I think so, Brain, but 'snort' no, no, it's too stupid.
          P: Well, I think so, Brain, but umm, why would Sophia Loren do a musical?
          P: Umm, I think so, Brain, but what if the chicken won't wear the nylons?
          P: I think so, Brain, but isn't that why they invented tube socks.
          P: Well, I think so, Brain, but what if we stick to the seat covers?
          P: I think so, Brain, but if you replace the 'P' with an 'O' my name would be Oinky, wouldn't it?
          P: Oooh, I think so, Brain, but I think I'd rather eat the Macarana?
          P: Well, I think so, hiccup, but Kevin Costner with an English accent?
          P: I think so, Brain, but don't you need a swimming pool to play Marco Polo?
          P: Well, I think so, Brain, but do I really need two tongues?
          P: I think so, Brain, but we're already naked.
          P: Brain, are you pondering what I'm pondering? B: We eat the box?
          P: Well, I think so, Brain, but if Jimmy cracks corn, and nobody cares, why does he keep doing it?
          P: I think so, Brain, NARF, but don't camels spit a lot?
          P: I think so, Brain, but how will we get a pair of Abe Vigoda's pants?
          P: I think so, Brain, but Pete Rose? I mean can we trust him?
          P: I think so, Brain, but why wound Peter Bogdanovich?
          P: I think so, Brain, but isn't a cucumber that's small called a gherkin?
          P: I think so, Brain, but if we get Sam Spade, we'll never have any puppies.
          P: I think so Larry, and um, Brain, but how will we get seven dwarves to shave their legs.
          P: I think so, Brain, but calling it a pu-pu platter? Huh, what were they thinking?
          P: I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?
          P: I think so, Brain, but if we give peas a chance won't the lima beans feel left out?
          P: I think so, Brain, but if we had a snowmobile, wouldn't it melt before summer?
          P: I think so, Brain, but what kind of rides do they have in Fabioland?
          P: I think so, Brain, but can the Gummi Worms really live in peace with the Marshmallow Chicks?
          P: Wuh, I think so, Brain, but wouldn't anything lose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight?
          P: I think so, Brain, but three round meals a day wouldn't be as hard to swallow.
          P: I think so, Brain, but if the plural of mouse is mice, wouldn't the plural of spouse be spice?
          P: Umm, I think so, Brain, but three men in a tub? Ooh that's unsanitary.
          P: Yes, but why does the chicken cross the road, huh, if not for love? Sigh. I do not know.
          P: Wuh, I think so, Brain, but I prefer Space Jelly.
          P: Yes, Brain, but if our knees bent the other way, how would we ride a bicycle?
          P: Wuh, I think so, Brain, but how will we get three pink flamingos into one pair of Capri pants?
          P: I think so, Brain, but Tuesday Weld isn't a complete sentence.
          P: I think so, Brain, but why would anyone want to see Snow White and the Seven Samurai?
          P: I think so, Brain, but then my name would be Thumby.
          P: I think so, Brain, but scratching just makes it worse.
          P: I think so, Brain, but shouldn't the bat boy be wearing a cape?
          P: I think so, Brain, but why would anyone want a depressed tongue?
          P: Umm, I think so, Brainie, but why would anyone want to Pierce Brosnan?
          P: Me thinks so, Brain, verily, but dost thou think Pete Rose by any other name would still smell as sweaty?
          P: I think so, Brain, but wouldn't his movies be more suitable for children if he was named Jean-Claude van Darn?
          P: Wuh, I think so, Brain, but will they let the Cranberry Dutchess stay in the Lincoln Bedroom?
          P: I think so, Brain, but why does a forklift have to be so big if all it does is lift forks?
          P: I think so, Brain, but if it was only supposed to be a three hour tour why did the Howells bring all their money?
          P: I think so, Brain, but Zero Mostel times anything will still give you Zero Mostel.
          P: I think so, Brain, but if we have nothing to fear but fear itself, why does Elanore Roosevelt wear that spooky mask?
          P: I think so, Brain, but what if the hippopotamus won't wear the beach thong?
          P: Whoof, oh, I'd have to say the odds are slim, Brain.
          P: I mean, really, when have I ever been pondering what you've been pondering?
          P: Exactly. So, what are the chances that this time, I'm pondering what you're pondering?
          P: Well, that's exactly what I'm thinking, too.
          P: Poit, I guess I am.